cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

Attention Tumblr: I don’t normally post selfies but here is one bc i got new glasses and i love them tbh enjoy

Attention Tumblr: I don’t normally post selfies but here is one bc i got new glasses and i love them tbh enjoy

HATSUNE MIKU??? - Anaconda
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Thirsty Thursdays Vlog #2

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father